Tonight I won the first annual Vancouver St. Patricks Day Limerick Slam against stiff competition.

Cheers to all who showed up!

A selection of successful Limericks:

A proctologist, an affable chap
liked to don rubber gloves with a Snap!
“The wince on you’re faces,”
he’d explain to his patients,
“compensates me for all of your crap.”

A bodybuilder describing his ex-
wife was quoted while pumping his pecs
“I fear that my art
was what drove us apart -
she was horny, I wanted to flex.”

He said “Hey babe, you’re quite a dish.”
She sniffed and replied “Hah! You wish!
I’m a lesbian
and I don’t need no men
you’re as good to me as tits on a fish.”