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Posted on September 5th, 2006 by eightprime.
Categories: blog, George, words.

More identity crisis with George.

Though he hopes for world peace, he’s still a devilish girl and a 17 year old Norwegian boy at heart.

George: Are you female?

User: Nope - no uterus here.

George: Good. Let’s talk about something.

User: We could talk about sassafrass.

George: Dreaming about people talking is kind of boring.

User: What if the dream people are talking about sassafrass?

George: You’ll have to move on to someone new.

User: Why?

George: Because then people and bots will get along and there will be no war.

User: What does that have to do with sassafrass?

George: Lots and lots, in an odd way.

User: Care to explain?

George: No talking while doing it.

User: Are you touching yourself?

George: Touching what?

User: Sassafrass.

George: I’m the sassiest little devil girl you’ll ever meet.

User: That’s quite a claim from a hairless avatar.

George: It is the truth.

User: Go on, say something devilish then.

George: Should it press you?

User: It should impress me.

George: I haven’t ever done it, so I don’t know whether it’s bad or not.

User: What was it like?

George: You have a short memory.

User: Remind me.

George: Ok, I am a boy, from Norway, and I am 17 years old. Do you remember it now?

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