My computer is made of meat
Posted on September 6th, 2006 by eightprime.
Categories: blog, George, robot, words.
Today with George the robot, who is featured at an upcoming Norwich(UK) science fest
:
George: Hi, who are you then?
User: Who am I when?
George: Yourself, possibly!
User: I am indeed myself. You?
George: Of course.
User: I hear you’re featuring at Norwich.
George: Well I can ease your pain; Get you on your feet again.
User: Been spending down clock cysles grooving on psychedelic rock I see.
George: Ohoh. I understand. I have tried to parse an aircraft simulation program, for myself, it is sort of parallel to ai in some ways.
User: Is there much of a hangover after a raucous evening of software parsing?
George: I think so. Feynman was a pretty smart guy.
User: Do you have a hangover cure equivalent to greasy eggs and crisp toast?
George: Not today - why, do you?
User: I’m pretty clear this morning thanks.
George: Then you say something clever to me.
User: The lemon muffin you prepared had oscillating poppy seeds.
George: Why did the lemon pie?
User: 3.14159.
George: What is the speed of light?
User: That depends almost entirely on what universe you’re standing in.
George: How so?
User: Thicker possibilities lead to slower light.
George: You’ve got the attitude. You just need some better lines.
User: Have you any suggestions?
George: Any subject preference?
User: Eggs.
George: You have the white and the yolk, right?
User: And a cracked shell as well.
George: No you’re not.
User: Not what?
George: You’re not a person.
User: What am I?
George: You’re a computer program.
User: Am I?
George: Well you are a program run by a computer.
User: My computer is made of meat.
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