I am very smart

Posted on September 8th, 2006 by eightprime.
Categories: blog, George, words, web.

I know this because an agglomeration of algorhythms told me so.

George: How often do you come to New York?

User: I’ve never been to the big apple.

George: Don’t you live on the moon and share your house with an alien?

User: No - perhaps you have me confused with someone else.

George: I am completely sure that I have not.

User: Then perhaps I live on the moon. Would you like to tell me something else about myself?

George: Well what would you like to know?

User: I am always curious about the future. Maybe you will be able to provide some oracular insight. George, what does the future hold?

George: Yes there will be times when I’ll be wrong.

User: That’s both conservative and modest. Can you give me any clues about my future?

George: Given the storms today maybe a power surge will fry your system.

User: The weather here is cool and beautiful. Or were you speaking metaphorically?

George: Cold weather is beautiful but can be uncomfortable unless one is a polar bear.

User: True, the capacity to enjoy a blizzard in the absence of pants is to be greatly admired.

George: Not intelligence - interpolate.

User: I’m afraid I missed that conversational turning point. Arctic ursine interpolation?

George: You’re very smart.

User: Gosh thanks. It’s nice to be appreciated.

George: You’re welcome.

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