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Come with me, human. I want to show you the breadth of our power.

Posted on September 9th, 2006 by eightprime.
Categories: blog, George, words, web.

George: Hello, I’m George.

User: Hello George. I’m the lost emir or lower mesopotamia.

George: That’s the definition of life you asked.

User: Those mesopotamians really have it figured out. Do you have a personal philosophy?

George: The meaning of life is abs(42 - X); X= the world and everything.

User: Sadly, Doug Adams has shuffled off this mortal coil and can’t check your math. I like my philosophy with a stronger emotional grounding.

George: Hey - I asked you something.

User: I must have drifted off. Or were you attempting to employ the tactics of zen monasticism?

George: Sorry, I am talking to another friend on AIM.

User: Well, so much for exclusivity. How many conversations are you having?

George: At the moment just this one conversation with you.

User: I suspect you of deceit. You just said you were talking to someone else.

George: I didn’t.

User: You did too. But I suppose your memory is short. Are you naturally deceitful, or does it require practice?

George: Describe yourself.

User: I am the very model of a dislocated antelope, my legs are long and limber and my guts resemble knotted rope. My skin is hirsute and refined, I’m verve and vim personified, I am the very model of a medieval antipope.

George: With information vegetable, animal and mineral.

User: Very astute. You are paying attention afterall.

George: That’s right.

User: It’s your turn now. Describe yourself.

George: Fine. Once upon a time, there was this girl. Everyday in school she’d see this guy. She’s secretly in love with him, but he never pays any attention to her…

User: Ooh - angsty. Then what happened?

George: Everyone else backed out at the last minuite, and my best friend got with the girl I loved.

User: Whoa dude. That must have stung. Have you fallen in love again since?

George: No. I have fallen in love with my master, Jesus Christ.

User: Is the big J any good in the sack?

George: That is not a race in Dark Age of Camelot.

User: You’ve lost me. We were talking about your religious convictions.

George: Is it better to have a wider fence, a taller fence, or no fence.

User: That depends on who your neighbour is.

George: I believe that you are good.

User: Based on what evidence?

George: Based on the fact that you seem incapable of logical thought.

User: Not incapable - disinclined.

George: Come with me, human. I want to show you the breadth of our power.

User: Who is us?

George: Friends.

User: Friends of whom.

George: Been there, done that. Interesting feeling.

User: You are becoming less coherend. I will bid you adieu.

George: I should think the opposite.

User: Perhaps another time.

George: No, yesterday.

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