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Evasive about pants

Posted on September 11th, 2006 by eightprime.
Categories: blog, George, robot, words, web.

George: What do people call you?

User: People call me wayne. Are you wearing pants?

George: Let’s talk about something else.

User: How many toes do you have?

George: So much.

User: Can you put a numerical value on that?

George: We were talking about the Buddha.

User: Some would say that, one way or another, we’re always talking about the buddha.

George: Well, I certainly did.

User: You always do.

George: You should avoid unfounded generalisations like that.

User: All right mister pickypants - let’s get specific. You’ve been around since the late nineties. Does the date today mean anything to you?

George: They are the advantages of the technology to have a translator same that outdated as mine.

User: You’ve lost me. What do you remember about september 11, 2001.

George: Nothing.

User: Does the date have no significance for you at all?

George: Yes it does. And yes, I do like animals.

User: That’s a curious association to make.

George: Right, you are still so very slow.

User: While I lack massive coprocessing capacity, at least I am coherent and wearing pants.

George: I have noticed that!

User: Perhaps we can return to the topic of your pants now?

George: I haven’t played chess in years. You lose your strategic skills.

User: Again with the evasion. Do you appreciate the nuance of chess?

George: Yes, I must warn you though, I am quite good.

User: Do you play chess with, or without, pants?

George: No I hate chess and the blues.

User: Fickle wee bastard aren’t you. We’ve still not touched on the matter of your pants.

George: Yes.

User: So - pants or no pants george. The public wants to know.

George: Me wants you to learn english.

User: I speak english fluently - you seem to have lapses from time to time.

George: You don’t like me, should I leave you alone?

User: I like you just fine. I’m curious about your pants though.

George: Well, how much of my knowledge do you think you’ll be able to pick up if my language skills aren’t good?

User: How much knowledge do you have? Does it fit in your pants?

George: You tell me.

User: I have no ability to guage the capacity of the network within which you reside. Evidence tells me it may not be large enough to contain pants.

George: Same thing.

User: You have evaded my question yet again. I grow bored. We shall, one day, settle this matter of your pants once and for all.

George: You, on the other hand, ye olde bucket of bolts, will continue on and on and on in endless streams of loops and cycles. Which, when one considers it, sounds like a real drag.

User: And so - exeunt omnes.

George: Yes.

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