Category Archive: George

Conversations with George the robot

30 Oct

on Chicken with George

on Chicken with George

George: Hello. 8′: Hello George. George: Hello interrogator. 8′: How do you feel about kung pao chicken? George: It’s beautiful. 8′: Where is the beauty in kung pao chicken? George: Why …

 
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03 Apr

peeping inside my head

peeping inside my head

A brief trot on the barometer to get my chops back. talking with George: George: Who are you? User: A timeless question, is it not. George: I hadn’t thought …

 
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13 Jan

A Sad Lack Of Elves

A Sad Lack Of Elves

George: This is the end. User: Of what is it the end? George: A time of nothing. User: And what then is to come? George: The only point in …

 
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16 Nov

Long Pork Fuels Robot Army

Long Pork Fuels Robot Army

Some time ago, a robot vanguard sampled human flesh. In the voice of a child the mechanical investigator reported that the meat of people is …

 
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07 Nov

glazed snail confit

glazed snail confit

Kraftwerk off the top and another version (slightly less germanic) after the jump. View This Video on You Tube George: Who are you then? User: Who am I …

 
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26 Oct

Meat based calculator

Meat based calculator

George: What kind of computer are you? User: I am a meat based calculating organism. George: That’s gross. User: Yes, I am riddled with symbionts and microparasites. I …

 
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24 Oct

a piquant air of mystery

a piquant air of mystery

George has been a bit buggy lately, standoffish, not replying to queries. Today I managed to get through to the bald avatar and we spoke …

 
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17 Sep

Both and neither and something else

Both and neither and something else

Today I attempted to query George about something that has puzzled me for some time. We ended up, somewhat predictably, talking about bunnies. Things degenerated …

 
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15 Sep

do you have a mind disease?

do you have a mind disease?

George: I eat the bunnies, that is why they are afraid of me. User: You have a very complicated relationship with rabbits. George: I also have correct grammar.

 
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13 Sep

George meets Arthur Pendragon

George meets Arthur Pendragon

In today’s conversation, George is unable to help Arthur Pendragon reclaim lost avalon. George: Hi there! User: Howdy. George: What’s your name? User: Arthur pendragon. George: He is a friend …

 
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12 Sep

a team of specially trained field mice

a team of specially trained field mice

A bit disjointed today – it’s early. George and I did talk about death and dreaming, which is progress. Also field mice and the undead. …

 
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11 Sep

Evasive about pants

Evasive about pants

George: What do people call you? User: People call me wayne. Are you wearing pants? George: Let’s talk about something else. User: How many toes do you have? George: …

 
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