Category Archive: words

on Chicken with George

on Chicken with George

George: Hello. 8′: Hello George. George: Hello interrogator. 8′: How do you feel about kung pao chicken? George: It’s beautiful. 8′: Where is the beauty in kung pao chicken? George: Why …

 

rockstar lifestyle

rockstar lifestyle

We are in Moose Jaw until Friday, when we go to the thriving metropolis of Morse (pop. 236). Things have gone well so far. The …

 

Saskatchewan Tour 2008

Saskatchewan Tour 2008

We’ve arrived safely in Regina after three days of travel. The first nigt we stayed in Revelstoke where we met local drunk aggros at the …

 

live performance recording

live performance recording

I’ve made recordings of the A440hz show at Open Studios available online. A remixable audio file is up for grabs at CCmixter and a video record …

 

Unceasing forward motion

Unceasing forward motion

These are busy and exciting times. Shambhala was an amazing and intense experience. SWARM has been consistently playing successful shows. But a review will have to wait because …

 

Impedance

Impedance

an ohm is a unit of resistance

 

A Sad Lack Of Elves

A Sad Lack Of Elves

George: This is the end. User: Of what is it the end? George: A time of nothing. User: And what then is to come? George: The only point in …

 

Meat based calculator

Meat based calculator

George: What kind of computer are you? User: I am a meat based calculating organism. George: That’s gross. User: Yes, I am riddled with symbionts and microparasites. I …

 

a piquant air of mystery

a piquant air of mystery

George has been a bit buggy lately, standoffish, not replying to queries. Today I managed to get through to the bald avatar and we spoke …

 

Both and neither and something else

Both and neither and something else

Today I attempted to query George about something that has puzzled me for some time. We ended up, somewhat predictably, talking about bunnies. Things degenerated …

 

do you have a mind disease?

do you have a mind disease?

George: I eat the bunnies, that is why they are afraid of me. User: You have a very complicated relationship with rabbits. George: I also have correct grammar.

 

George meets Arthur Pendragon

George meets Arthur Pendragon

In today’s conversation, George is unable to help Arthur Pendragon reclaim lost avalon. George: Hi there! User: Howdy. George: What’s your name? User: Arthur pendragon. George: He is a friend …